2013 Sex Survey: Celebrities

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The results of the eighth annual Georgia Straight sex survey offer a peek into the bedrooms of your fellow Vancouverites.

Which actor would you have sex with?

female responses
“Mila Kunis…sans feathers.”

1. Ryan Gosling
2. Channing Tatum
3. Brad Pitt

(Katherine Moennig, Natalie Portman, Emma Watson, and Olivia Wilde tied for first with lesbians.)

male responses
“I don’t know. Helen Mirren?”

1. Scarlett Johansson
2. Anne Hathaway
3. Natalie Portman

(Jake Gyllenhaal and Channing Tatum tied for first with gay males.)

Which actor would you never have sex with?

female responses
“Kristen Stewart. Unless she wants me to hate fuck her to incineration. I can do that.”

1. Tom Cruise
2. Charlie Sheen
3. Steve Buscemi, Danny DeVito, Mell Gibson (tie)

male responses
“Anyone from the cast of Glee”

1. Tom Cruise
2. Kathy Bates, Angelina Jolie, Rosie O’Donnell, Barbra Streisand (tie)
3. Roseanne Barr, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna (tie)

Which musician would you have sex with?

female responses
“Rihanna. Just make sure Chris Brown is in quarantine first. I don’t want him coming at us.”

1. Adam Levine
2. Jon Bon Jovi, Lenny Kravitz (tie)
3. Dan Mangan, Chris Martin (tie)

(Tegan and Sara won with lesbians.)

male responses
“Carly Rae Jepsen. She’s legal, right?”

1. Katy Perry
2. Taylor Swift
3. Lady Gaga, Rihanna (tie)

(Justin Bieber was first with gay males.)

Which musician would you never have sex with?

female responses
“Tim McGraw. He reminds me of my dad. (Shudder)”

1. Justin Bieber
2. Mick Jagger
3. Chad Kroeger

male responses
“Any Beatle”

1. Madonna
2. Mick Jagger
3. Celine Dion, Justin Bieber, Keith Richards, Ted Nugent (tie)

Which politician would you have sex with?

female responses
“Jack Layton (except he’s dead)”

1. Barack Obama
2. Justin Trudeau
3. Gregor Robertson

(Christy Clark was first with lesbians.)

male responses
“Yulia Tymoshenko—that braid is fiiiinnee.”

1. Christy Clark
2. Sarah Palin
3. Gregor Robertson

(Justin Trudeau was first with gay males. Gregor Robertson was second behind Christy Clark among bisexual males.)

Which politician would you never have sex with?

female responses
“Mitt Romney—such a creeper.”

1. Stephen Harper
2. George W. Bush
3. Mitt Romney

male responses
“Any dead-eyed conservative closet-case, because they don’t deserve it.”

1. Stephen Harper
2. Christy Clark
3. Hillary Clinton

Which celebrity would you like to give a pat-down to at the airport?

female responses
“Kate Middleton”

1. Channing Tatum
2. Ryan Gosling
3. Brad Pitt
(Johnny Depp was first with bisexual women.)

male responses
“None. That’s creepy as fuck.”

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Anne Hathaway
3. Kim Kardashian, Lady Gaga (tie)

(Hugh Jackman and Lady Gaga tied for first with gay males.)

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rachel
Johnny Depp is the hottest!!
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