Oh my god, people! Prepare yourselves for an epic rant about Dan's run-in with some very angry transexuals.
A man has learned that his father was sadistic, abusive, and cruel. The caller is in to S&M. Does this mean he is destined to be just like his reprehensible father?
A woman is offered a "free" trip to the Caribbean. But the trip is so not free, as the offer came from a work superior who clearly wants to fuck her and has to sign off on her upcoming promotion.
Should she buy a new bikini?