Dan Savage Podcast Episode 295

Naughty butt plug! Why must you fly out of my bottom?!

A lesbian has a male best friend—her “dyke Mike.” But this gentleman has been sending her rambling missives of a highly sexual nature. Is it the pain medication he’s currently on, or does she need to tell him to keep his horny thoughts to himself?

A woman begs the straight male population to please stop sending pictures of their penises.