What’s the most unusual location where you’ve masturbated?

The 2012 Lust and Thrust Report

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Female Responses

• Against a transport truck trailer in a parking lot at night.

• Airplane bathroom.

• An airplane seat with people beside me.

• At a skating rink.

• At my cubicle at work.

• At work in a projectionist both during a class on sexuality at the university I worked.

• Aunt's bathroom.

• Baskin Robbins.

• Bathroom at work in a clients' house when i turned on the TV and the end of their porn rental was still playing.

• B.C. ferry to Bowen Island, driver's seat of my car at the front of the deck.

• Boss's office.

• Carpet store.

• Crowded Greyhound bus with my coat over my lap.

• Cubicle on BC Ferries.

• Doc’s office.

• Driving on the highway.

• Empty Greyhound bus.

• Family friends' son’s bed.

• Gas station bathroom.

• Grandparents’ bed.

• Hotel with my dad in the adjoining bedroom.

• I masturbate everywhere (work, school, friends' houses), but I guess in a hammock strung up inside my friend's van.

• In a hostel in Prague.

• In a library.

• In a rock-climbing gym.

• In car while driving with help of vibrating cellphone.

• In my car driving 120 down the Sea to Sky Highway.

• Inside and infrared sauna

• In the wings of a play I was in.

• Laying on the moss inside a teepee frame in the middle of the forest.

• Library bathroom. Great study break.

• McDonald’s bathroom.

• Movie theatre to Moulin Rouge.

• My work—staff lunch area.

• Nakiska ski resort in the control tower.

• On the skytrain while using the vaginal balls.

• On top of a piano.

• Public shower.

• Public washroom.

• Silently in a minivan full of sleepers heading to Bangkok.

• Sister's piano teacher’s living room.

• Sitting at my desk while being texted naughty things during work hours.

• Steam room @ Gold's Gym.

• Tanning bed.

• The bathroom at St. Paul's Hospital. Also, in a playground.

• The bathroom of an art gallery.

• The Blue Bus! (West Vancouver Bus).

• Whilst on Skype.

Male Responses

• A crowded bus.

• A roof.

• A warehouse bathroom during a shift one night.

• Airplane seat.

• Airplane washroom.

• At a roadside tourist pullout.

• At my desk at work while people around.

• At the beach.

• At work using a coworker's shoes.

• Austin hostel bathroom.

• Back of a pickup truck.

• Bank.

• Baseball stadium, bleachers during a pro game.

• Bathroom at a major sports arena.

• Bathtub on the QE2.

• B.C. Lions game.

• Blarney Castle, Ireland.

• Bottom of a mountainside facing the beach and ocean.

• Cemetary.

• Changeroom in a Bootlegger.

• Chinese restaurant bathroom.

• Church bathroom.

• Church choir.

• Church parking lot.

• Church yard.

• Coffee shop bathroom.

• Construction site.

• Cruise ship.

• Date’s parents’ bed,while over for dinner!

• Disneyland.

• Doctor's office.

• Douglas Road underpass, burnaby. Traffic rolling by.

• Driving down the highway, changin' lanes, jerkin' it!

• Friend's closet, while he was home.

• Gf's mom's bed.

• Greyhound bus.

• High-school washroom or Bible-camp showers.

• High up a tree.

• Home only. Nothing like getting caught and paying fines!!!

• In a bathroom at a bull semen stud farm.

• in a canoe with my partner also masturbating facing me.

• In a church basement.

• In a department store.

• In a field.

• In a kayak.

• In a motorboat on a river.

• In a power-line field.

• In a van full of family after a day at the beach.

• In my car while driving and having phone sex.

• In some bushes beside a major road.

• In the back of a car, hitchhiking across Newfoundland.

• In the back of a Suburban while driving to Florida filled with family.

• In the bathroom at a customer’s house.

• In the closet while watching my roommate getting head.

• In the Louvre.

• In the middle of a chemistry class in high school.

• In the middle of the Yukon bush, waiting for a helicopter.

• In the ocean.

• In the pouring rain, a back alley by an old Dumpster.

• In the ruins of an ancient insula at Ostia Antiqua, Italy.

• In the shower at the gym.

• In the swimming pool with people still in it.

• Inflatable dingy floating down a river.

• Internet Cafe in Osaka.

• Janitor's closet.

• Library public washroom.

• Library windows that I thought were one way. Turns out they weren't.

• Main Library UBC.

• Midnight on the I-5 south of Tacoma doing 125km/hr.

• Movie theatre.

• Museum lobby.

• Mutual masturbation in a water tower, and in a parking garage.

• My boss's office.

• My car on a film set.

• My school computer lab.

• Observatory.

• Off the coast of Greece on some rocks.

• Old semi truck in a junkyard, into an old glove I found in the cab.

• On a salmon farm.

• On the roof of a building.

• On-air in the control room during my radio DJ shift.

• Onto a girlfriend's face.

• Outhouse in a public park. Not a proud moment.

• Over my shoulder.

• Peep show.

• Probably an outhouse.

• Public university computer lab with a stranger sitting near me. She didn't seem to notice.

• Riding the elevator to the Vancouver Lookout in Harbour Centre.

• Rogers Arena.

• Skate park.

• Starbucks bathroom.

• Stealth wank in the office with coworkers in the room.

• Taxi.

• Teacher's kitchen sink.

• They're all weird locations if you stop and think about what you're doing. The lesson is: never stop.

• Toll bathroom on the Coquihalla.

• Tourist Info Centre bathroom off the Alaska Highway.

• Trains, planes, public toilets, parks, ocean, you name it.

• Tree fort.

• University classroom.

• Wendy’s drive-through.

• While working at Superstore down an aisle.

• While writing an exam.

• Work urinal.

• Wreck Beach. A group event with one woman and several men. Everbody came.