This April, Way Off-Broadway Wednesday presents...
No, You Can't Return Discount Shrimp!
An irreverent dark comedy about customer service, contempt, and a questionable quest to save three bucks.
Created and performed by comedian, raconteur, and Fringe Fest cult favourite Bill Pats.

Meet Dave, the customer who is NOT always right: “... Dave, [is] an aggressively aggressive young man who gets banned from retail outlets almost as often as he goes to them. Dave's anger issues and inability to just leave it alone converge with the aforementioned shrimp to take him on a bizarre, funny and cleverly plotted journey that's sometimes insightful, and sometimes just morbidly profane. ” -CBC

Hosted by Devon More, Way Off-Broadway Wednesday offers thought-provoking, original theatre in an intimate cabaret setting (with full menu & table service) just steps from the Columbia Skytrain station - EVERY Wednesday night, always at an unbeatable ticket price: Pay-What-You-Want.