The bodies just keep piling up in Safe

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Starring Jason Statham and Catherine Chan. In English, Russian, and Mandarin with English subtitles. Rated14A.

You certainly can’t accuse this movie of being dull. For one thing, it has a John Woo body count. For another, it stars Jason Statham, which means there isn’t much on-screen soul-searching (which is surprising, considering the story line, but there you go). And, finally, Boaz Yakin’s latest feature looks like it’s the first entry in a new Luc Besson action franchise (although it is not).

So—because this is essentially what Safe itself does—let’s dispense with the plot as quickly as possible. Mei (Catherine Chan) is a 12-year-old Chinese genius whose computerlike memory permits her to retain an astonishing quantity of data. For this reason, she is recruited by the triads, who like the fact that this orphan doesn’t leave a paper trail. This far-from-idyllic situation becomes still worse when both the Russian mafia and a squad of corrupt New York police detectives decide that they, too, want access to this walking abacus.

Enter Luke Wright (Statham). Now a Bowery bum grieving the death of his slaughtered wife, he was once something far more potent and lethal. Thus, when he accidentally crosses paths with Mei, his long-term depression miraculously dissipates and he starts kicking ass and blowing brains out in all directions without consideration for race, creed, or anything else.

What need has he to be fussy, after all? He’s the good guy, and everybody who crosses his sights is bad (Mei, obviously, excluded).

So, no, Safe is not riddled with philosophical subtexts. On the other hand, because it is also an equal-opportunity executioner, it seems less racist than movies of this kind usually do. And, yes, it is very fast-paced.

Is there any other positive thing I can say about Safe?

Nope. That’s pretty much it.


Watch the trailer for Safe.

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LZH
Sorry but this is a really bad review and probably one of Statham's worst films. Don't get me wrong, I love the guy (see 'London', with Chris Evans, Jessica Biel. It's his funniest and best role to date I reckon). Both Crank 1&2 are amazing, wicked fun, as his earlier work back in his home country, even Mean Machine was better than this; and that was pretty crappy. Did anyone forget his role in The One back in 2001 with Jet Li, that was a pretty entertaining movie and it was PG-13! Anyways, why on earth does Luke all of a sudden decide to protect this little girl. Stupid stupid stupid! The audience last night at Granville 7 for the advance screening were obviously mind-numbingly moronic even if they left their brain at the door. Majority of people clapped at the end (really?? are you seriously clapping to a Statham movie? maybe if he was in Braveheart 2 or There Will Be More Blood), laughed at the unfunny parts and even Robert John Burke (Robocop 3 peeps!) and Chris Sarandon (Fright Night, Child's Play) couldn't save this garbage. Boaz...what have ye done? Your directorial resume is all over the place! Talk about eccletic! I will give you that. And when James Hong graced us with his awesome on-screen presence, the 2 older guys behind my friend and I were like 'oh, its that guy, i love that guy' well everyone does cuz he has been in a ton of movies!!! Waynes World 2!! The Sand Pebble!! Airplane! Big Trouble in Little China!! Now shut up and stop repeating lines throughout the movie because everyone else can hear you. So you won a free movie pass to bring a friend, does this mean 'you, the audience' are inclined to verbally announce your disrespect to other theater-goers/patrons. No! Yes there were a few cool scenes here and there, running over the same russian brute twice, some neat editing picks which upped the smarm-ness I should say. Did anyone else notice Reggie Lee's annoying voice and yells whenever he was ordering people to get out of the way or get downstairs and get Luke and what room number is he in? Man, oh man, he reminded me of Karg (the deformed, burnt looking chihuahua looking creature) from Masters of the Universe screaming from his annoying vocal chords trying to find Courtney Cox and the cosmic key!!!!!! And I'd rather hear the latter any given day!! I know you have to write these reviews on a whim and get it in on time, but Georgia Straight....I will gladly review yours movies anytime, and maybe hire someone who knows their movies. Because Safe is not a good movie (entertaining, nonetheless), no matter how much of an action/Statham/New York/gritty looking fan you are. A true Statham fan would not like this. Been there, Done That formula! Go watch Mercury Rising instead, even that piece of garbage was a bit better than this! Oh, and John Woo's classic HK films which I thhiinnnkkk you're referring to, have a way higher body count than this. FYI.
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Martin Dunphy
LZH:

May I respectfully suggest you reread the above review.
It is NOT a positive review.
As a matter of fact, one of the few "good" things reviewer Mark Harris can bring himself to write is that the film is not quite as racist as other films of this genre tend to be.
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