Don’t worry—we completely understand. You started out the day with the best of intentions, one of the big goals being to get yourself down to the Commodore for the official unveiling of the 2013 lineup for the Squamish Valley Music Festival.

Somewhere along the line, though, things went south, starting with those two cactus-pomegranate margaritas at lunch, those four shots of Baileys that you dumped into your 4 p.m. thermos of coffee, and the three pints of Blue Buck Krypton RyePA that you knocked back during your postwork happy hour celebrations.

As a result, you’re currently sitting on the couch in an immobilized haze, wondering what’s going on right now at the Commodore, where this year’s lineup is being unveiled as we speak.

Your questions no doubt include, in no particular order: who is headlining this year’s festival?; what will the undercard look like?; where can I go to find tickets?; how do I go about securing a camping spot?; and is it possible to get backstage to do shots with Yukon Blonde, who are headlining tonight’s lineup announcement party at the Commodore.

Rather than getting all anxiety ridden, sit back, pop the top on a canister of Pringles, and relax. Hot off the presses, here’s the official video giving you all the details for this year’s Squamish Valley Music Festival, taking place August 9 and 10 at Hendrickson Fields & Logger Sports Ground.

As for your question about Yukon Blonde, who are onstage as you read this, try hitting the boys up on their Twitter account. After, that is, you’ve poured yourself three fingers of Jack Daniel’s, called a cab, and then hit play on the computer while doing your best to remain upright.