Quite frankly who isn’t against the zeros who tend to be in positions of authority, mostly because some people think that putting on a uniform gives them the right to act like a complete fucking dick. Take, for example, the cop that gave us a $130 ticket for not having the insurance decal affixed to our licence plate at the beginning of 2013. Rather than letting us get out of the car and stick it in place, he had to go the full-on riottt-dinnnk route. You know what we did as he drove away?

Let’s just say that Authority Zero’s lastest, The Tipping Point, was immediately cued up on the iPod and then cranked until the fucking insurance decal caught fire on the back of the car. All of which is to say that, should you hate your boss, neighbourhood parking-ticket Nazi, or your dad right now, what better way to blow off steam than by catching the punk-ska cocktails of Authority Zero at the Rickshaw on Thursday (October 3)? Trust us—screaming along to “On the Brink” is safer than threatening to punch out an asshole traffic cop.