Low Expectations

Noel Gallagher’s hope for the next High Flying Birds record is that it be completely ignored stateside so he can walk the streets of New York in anonymity. He could have just said “Treat it like an Oasis album.”

Dump Trump

While Adele’s camp has asked Donald Trump to stop using her songs at his rallies, Azealia Banks has endorsed him—sort of. Noting that the U.S. is already hopelessly fucked, Banks tweeted, “We may as well put a piece of shit in the White House.”

Far Beyond Stupid

Singer Phil Anselmo angered many in the metal scene by giving a Nazi salute and shouting “White power!” on-stage at a tribute to fallen Pantera bandmate Dimebag Darrell. Talk about a vulgar display of assholery.

Bitter Dreams

Former Marilyn Manson keyboardist Madonna Wayne Gacy suggested on Facebook that Marilyn Manson should kill himself with a “bullet in his head”. A self-respecting Pogo the Clown fan would do the job himself and then bury the body in the crawlspace.