Pour him another
Give Kiefer Sutherland full marks for singing about what he knows. The 24 star—who served 48 days in jail for DUI in 2008—just released a hard-drinkin’ country single called “Not Enough Whiskey”.

A flat response
When Justin Bieber pulled out of a Las Vegas meet-and-greet, fans were offered the chance to snap selfies with a life-size cardboard cutout of him. We imagine most would have preferred to get their US$2,000 back.

Dean Daddy
Puff Daddy has announced plans to open a prep school in his home neighbourhood of Harlem in New York City. Classes will include How to Ruin a Great Police Song and Beating Up Your Son’s Football Coach With a Kettlebell.

Worse than O-Town
Former boy-banders Nick Carter, A.J. McLean, Howie Dorough, Joey Fatone, Chris Kirkpatrick, and Erik-Michael Estrada have come together to record a song for the Old West zombie-exploitation film Dead 7. For some reason, Justin Timberlake declined to take part.