Ghost buster

In his new memoir, Bobby Brown claims he and Whitney Houston lived in a haunted house once owned by gangster-pornographer Mike Thevis. “One of the ghosts descended from the ceiling and had sex with me,” Brown writes, obviating our need for a punch line.

Lips service

When David Bowie producer Tony Visconti suggested that Adele’s vocals sound manipulated on record, the chanteuse replied with “Suck my dick.” That she doesn’t have a dick is irrelevant—it’s the thought that counts.

Free advice

Neil Young slammed Donald Trump on Facebook for using “Rockin’ in the Free World” at his campaign rallies. This was accompanied by a live-video version of the song Shakey would be happy with the U.S. presidential hopeful using, mostly because he keeps yelling “Fuck you, Donald Trump.”

Dylan takes flight

Bob Dylan closed a Berkeley, California, concert last week with a cover of Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Free Bird”. Apparently, he did it to thank audience members for not yelling “Play ‘Free Bird’ ” at least 472 times during the set.