You like to dance, right?

Not to the songs of rumpalicious amateur sex-tape star Iggy Azalea, but instead to the finest that the indie-rock nation has to offer, with plenty of house, nu-disco, and more thrown into the mix. If that sounds better than that time you scored tickets to that all-day blowout featuring everyone who ever got a 9.0 or above shout-out from Pitchfork, holy shit do we have a monthly night for you.

Get your ass down to the Imperial next Friday (October 10) for White Noise, a party that’s poised to become your new favourite club night. From all of the above, you can guess what will be blaring out of the top-drawer sound system. As if that wasn’t great enough, your official hosts, Wmnstudies, Pat Lok, and Waspy, like to refer to themselves as “resident idiots”. Trust us, we can relate, and not just because we like to dance like idiots.