ELI5

Hip-hop superstar Drake posted a backstage Instagram photo of himself with Shania Twain, declaring that the 50-year-old country legend was his WCW. No mention if that crush meant he’d also be up for some ATM, BLS, GSM, and BBBJTCWS.

Low life

After getting beaned with a bottle during a PiL show in Santiago, Chile, John Lydon dabbed his bloody forehead with a towel, called the bottle tosser “a fucking coward”, and carried on with the show—thus proving that, even at the age of 60, you don’t fuck with Johnny Rotten.

Stayin’ power

Barbara Gibb, the mother of ’70s pop star Andy Gibb and Bee Gees siblings Maurice, Barry, and Robin Gibb, has died at the advanced age of 95. The matriarch outlived the famously troubled Andy by 28 years, proving that some folks are better at stayin’ alive than others.

Into the abyss

In a review of Kanye West’s celebrity-doppelgänger-filled video for “Famous”, German filmmaker Werner Herzog asked a series of existential questions: “What are they doing? How have they partied? What brought them together?” Only Yeezy knows for sure.