If you’ve been watching the news lately—instead of American Horror Story, Gilligan’s Island reruns, and Australian Open matches featuring Maria Sharapova and Eugenie Bouchard—you might be aware there’s a battle going on in this great land of ours. You’re either on the side of Kinder Morgan and big money or you’re part of the movement that doesn’t want an oil pipeline (starting in Edmonton and ending in Burnaby) rammed through B.C.

Guess which camp D.O.A.’s Joe Keithley has aligned himself with?

If you’d like more information on the subject, and can’t be bothered to change the channel at 11 p.m. for a daily dose of current events, why not head to the Biltmore on Saturday (January 31) for the kickoff of the No Oil Pipelines in B.C. Tour? D.O.A. will not only star on the night, but also debut a new song titled “Pipeline Fever”. Providing support will be a cast that includes the Ford Pier Vengeance Trio, the Wilds, and Aging Youth Gang.

Admittedly, you could also educate yourself on the oil-pipeline debate by staying home and watching the news, but let’s face it, come 11 p.m. you’ll be too engrossed in a Three’s Company rerun to change channels.