Dead inside

Pete Townshend has revealed that he gets zero enjoyment out of playing live shows, stating, “It means nothing to me.” And you thought things didn’t get any more offensive than a band that bills itself as the Who when half of it is dead.

Screw refractory periods

The members of Pussy Riot rolled out their new video for “Straight Outta Vagina” by announcing “[We’re] going to celebrate the premiere by rubbing our clits all day.” Take that, dong owners, as final proof that whatever you can do with your genitalia, women can do it better with theirs.

To the dogs

Outkast rapper Big Boi is launching a line of dog shampoos, some geared for puppies (Wild & Fresh) and others for our full-grown four-legged friends (Strong & Gentle). Now if someone would only step up with a line of goddamn breath mints.

It's oh so quiet

Björk has released a teaser trailer for her forthcoming virtual-reality film, Family. We’re currently hoping for the creation of a virtual-reality experience in which the past 20 years of the Icelandic singer’s career never happened…