How U Want It?

A Tupac Shakur–themed café called Tupac’s Powamekka Café will open in New York this weekend, with a menu including meatloaf, gumbo, and chicken wings. Expect endless waits for your meal, though, as everything will be prepared by a hologram.

Louder, Please

AC/DC singer Brian Johnson is launching a new TV series called Life on the Road, where he’ll grill artists ranging from Roger Daltrey to Robert Plant about touring. Unfortunately, every answer he gets will be immediately followed by the question “What?”

A Nobel Man

Bob Dylan accepted his Nobel Prize on April 1. The press wasn’t invited to the private event in Stockholm, but the legendary songwriter is reported to have remarked, “Hee munnah gway ma noogle. Bun dabby go widda lidda bidda so.”

Juno What?

Many were offended when Junos cohost Russell Peters joked about statutory rape while MCing the annual Canadian music-industry awards. Others were shocked to learn that Canada still has a music industry.