Smack that

In a new oral-history book titled Meet Me in the Bathroom: Rebirth and Rock and Roll in New York City, 2001–2011, Strokes guitarist Albert Hammond Jr. reveals, “I’d been wanting to do heroin since I was 14 years old.” Remember, kids, it pays to have a dream.

Out with the old

Rapper Travis Scott was arrested May 13 in Arkansas for inciting a riot at his own show. That same night, Axl Rose showed up on-stage at Los Angeles’ Dodger Stadium to sing “Big Shot” with Billy Joel. Yes, the torch has officially been passed.

Who Jersey?

Jon Bon Jovi surprised grads at Fairleigh Dickinson University’s commencement exercises on May 16 with an impromptu performance. Coincidentally, the most popular Google search among FDU students that day was “Who is Jon Bon Jovi?”.

#ITMFA

Moby took to Twitter to encourage Donald Trump to resign before he gets impeached, suggesting the U.S. president step down and maintain “a tiny shred of dignity”. Too late!