Noel Gallagher kicks Snow Patrol's wimpy ass in Vancouver

At Rogers Arena on Thursday, October 25

When asked how his night was going, the beer man petulantly responded with, “unbelievably slow,” as he took $18 for two thimbles of Alexander Keith’s. To say the co-headlining gig with Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds and Snow Patrol at Rogers Arena was sparsely attended is an understatement as the place felt empty. One can’t help but wonder if scheduling a Snow Patrol concert on a night when a new episode of Grey’s Anatomy was set to air was a costly oversight.

Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds took the stage and started with the 1994 Oasis b-side “(It’s Good) To Be Free”. Fronted by Britpop’s favourite hooligan, they’re basically an Oasis tribute band, albeit a very good one. The new material from NGHFB’s 2011 self-titled debut sounds like the band that made Gallagher famous, and they also play a lot of Oasis songs, which, of course, were received enthusiastically by the crowd.

However, the loudest cheers came when the U.K. icon gave the audience what they really wanted: him acting like an arrogant asshole. An overly excited fan upfront was yelling at Gallagher that it was his birthday. Much the crowd’s delight, the frontman responded with, “I don’t give a fuck whose birthday it is. It’s not my birthday. I don’t care.” A few songs later, as the fan, who apparently had a bit too much birthday cheer, was being escorted off the premises Gallagher kidded, “Getting kicked out for talking to me? Good!”

Looking like he was having a lot of fun, Gallagher ended his set with the Oasis classic “Don’t Look Back in Anger.” It was great end to a surprisingly good show from a legend who’s still got it.

Snow Patrol, the television montage–friendly alt-poppers from Scotland, took the stage next in support of their sixth studio album, Fallen Empires. Fronted by the sweet-voiced Gary Lightbody, the band opened with “Chocolate” while video screens showed a laughably cheap-looking computer-generated eagle flying around. The eagle remained there for most for the show, inspiring you to make more than one joke about how stingy the Scottish are.

The crooner tried his best to engage the audience with banter, working “Vancouver” into the lyrics of “Hands Open”, and attempting to get the crowd to join in. Unfortunately, it didn’t work out so well for him; you really haven’t witnessed depressing until you see a rock star try to start a sing-along with an apathetic crowd in a mostly vacant hockey arena.

Nine songs into its set and Snow Patrol had already played “Called Out In The Dark”, “Run”, and its smash hit “Chasing Cars”, which so famously played during the dramatic season-two finale of Grey’s Anatomy when Izzie’s malpractice killed Denny shortly after he proposed to her. It felt like Lightbody might have blown his load a little early. This wasn’t the case though as it turned the group was going to be playing a very short set. Snow Patrol only did a few more songs before finishing with “Just Say Yes” and left the stage without returning for an encore.

Undeniably, Lightbody has an incredible set of pipes. The more emotional Snow Patrol numbers make you want to run to the bathroom and cry while stuffing your face with a churro. But the people who dropped upwards of $90 for tickets to see the group were probably wishing they stayed home and caught that episode of Grey’s Anatomy instead of watching a rather curt performance.

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Shaun
Snow Patrol are from Northern Ireland, not Scotland. But yes, Noel did kick their asses in Seattle and Vancouver.
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Mike Usinger
@Shaun Is Dundee, Scotland in Northern Ireland?
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You're both
..right to some degree. You don't have to be a dick Mike. Just look at Wikipedia. Toolsheds both of you
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John Lucas
Most or all of the founding members of Snow Patrol are from Northern Ireland, but the band started in Scotland and as far as I know has always been based there. If you want to argue that Snow Patrol is Irish, I suppose you could also make a case that AC/DC is Scottish. And, quick now, where is Crowded House from?
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David Cubberley
Snore Patrol. They always find 'em for me.
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Cam
They are from N.I., formed in Scotland, and they were better than Noel. And Im a bigger fan of Noel! Proven by the fact that the sparse crowd, in fact, doubled in size when Snow Patrol took the stage! I went only to see Noel, but I was more impressed by Snow Patrol. Seems like this reviewer wasnt paying attention. Though sparse and subdued, the crowd was eating out of Gary Lightbody's hands. TERRIBLE review.
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Please, Please, Please
You're both
"You don't have to be a dick Mike"

I dont think he has a choice anymore than a cheetah has a choice to be fast.
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Alex M
Cam, are you kidding? LOL I went to see only Noel Gallagher and as we were leaving, half the arena joined us. I have friends who stayed for Snow Patrol and left 2 songs in as it was an empty grave after Noel had left.
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Please, Please, Please---have some balls
Or any more choice than Please, Please, Please has to be an anonymous Internet Troll.
Mann got this one right. Left halfway through Snore Patrol.
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delboy
yup - noel is a top class, humble sort of bloke. Better than the Beatles isnt he? What has he done since Liam? seriously
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Cam
Don't get me wrong, Noel was awesome, and the reason I went, but I was totally impressed by Snow Patrol. Where I was sitting, the crowd doubled, and the volume certainly doubled. They played a great set, engaged the audience and I saw and heard people singing along everywhere. I was pleasantly surprised. Also, their laughably cheap eagle was more than HFB had, so why even bring that into it, Mann? Co-headliners frequently only play 60-70 minute sets, so no surprise there, and Noel didnt play an encore either, even though the people around me were begging for it.
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Nice_me
Even though the four-piece hasn’t achieved an Arcade Fire level of fame on these shores, it’s doing pretty well in its native Australia.
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RonG
the biggest problem with this show was the venue. The ticket price was great, but maybe 4000 people were there? Overall, a quiet, non-Oasis crowd. And from where I sat, the bands didn't bother to adjust the light show to the larger setting as the stage lights flashed in our faces ALL NIGHT. I have been to alot of shows in my life and have NEVER wanted to leave because of the stage lighting. So, sitting with my eyes closed and fighting back the epileptic fit, the sound was quite good and Noel's band was better overall. I did see Snow Patrol open for Coldplay and that was a better performance...and about the same length...WTF is up with that?
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Hmmm
Noel Gallagher is a legend? It seems to me you set your legend sights very low.
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SnowinVan
Been to see Snow Patrol in both London and Vancouver this year. Snow Patrol were excellent with very good songs. . The crowd in Vancouver were boring. Show in London was much better and crowd appreciated them more there.
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