Paramore is back with more emo pop—and more of Hayley Williams's boobs

Colour Paramore fans relieved. Last week, the band released “Monster”, its first song since the departure of founding members Josh and Zac Farro. (For those keeping track, that leaves the former quintet a trio, with two original members.) Much to the delight of Team Edward members everywhere, the new Paramore sounds exactly like the old Paramore.

Which is to say, it’s guitar-based emo pop with suitably soaring minor-key melodies courtesy of 22-year-old frontwoman Hayley Williams. Paramore is essentially Evanescence for kids too young to know who Evanescence is.

That’s not a knock against Paramore, either. Evanescence is a fine band. Or at least it was until Ben Moody left to go write songs for Kelly Clarkson and Céline Dion. There’s much to be said for terminal angst buoyed by precision-tooled ensemble playing. The thing is, though, as tight as Paramore has always seemed musically, it has often been a different story on the interpersonal level.

After the Farro brothers took their leave last December, guitarist Josh posted an epic statement on his blog, which made it clear that things became fractious not long after Williams joined their high-school garage group in 2004. “Months down the road things changed and this band became all about Hayley,” Farro wrote. “She had a manager at the time that controlled her every move along with her parents. They didn’t like the idea of Hayley being in a rock band so they forced her to leave wanting her to pursue a solo career.”

Needless to say, the nascent Paramore eventually reconvened, but the idea that it was ever going to be anything other than a showcase for the flame-haired frontwoman went out the window. The act began playing industry showcases, and eventually landed a major-label contract. Or at least Williams did. “After many meetings between Hayley, her manager and the labels they decided to sign her to Atlantic records,” Farro explained on his blog. “We didn’t understand why Hayley was the only one signing the contract since we were told this was a ”˜band’, but we were too young to grasp all of this.”

Upon releasing its debut album, 2005’s All We Know Is Falling, on the Atlantic subsidiary Fueled by Ramen, Paramore hit the road and spent two-and-half years doing what Farro described as “building our fan base, pretending to be a band that started naturally. In reality, what started as natural somehow morphed into a manufactured product of a major label, riding on the coattails of ”˜Hayley’s dream’.”

And on it went, with Williams being pushed in one direction and pulled in another, not really a solo artist but not quite a member of a band, either. She has only one song out under just her own name—the Jennifer’s Body soundtrack throwaway “Teenagers”—but she scored a major hit last spring with “Airplanes”, a collaboration with rapper B.o.B to which she provided the hook. Around the same time, she also provided millions of teenage boys with fresh jacking material by “accidentally” posting a topless picture of herself to Twitter. Oops.

Funny thing about Williams: in the context of Paramore her image is as squeaky-clean as a Disney Channel sitcom princess. On her own, though, watch out. Her now-infamous tits made another, albeit somewhat more demure, appearance on the front of last month’s Cosmopolitan, book-ended by cover copy enticing readers with “75 Sex Moves Men Crave: Guys Confess Naughty Desires They Never Had the Balls to Tell Their Exes” and “This Sex Position Increases Female Orgasm by 56%”.

Someone must have thought this would be good for her image. And maybe it will be, if the idea is to finally morph Williams into the pop star her management has always wanted her to be: a little more Britney Spears and a whole let less Amy Lee. Of course, she’ll have to ditch those other two dudes in her “band” first.

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scott parker
douchebag.
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Lorne
This article is full of facts that I didn't know. Thanks, John, for another insightful and brilliantly written column.
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Sean Owen
Way to bring up old news, well done!
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cris
son of a bitch
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PARAMORE IS STILL A BAND
Whoever wrote this EVIDENTLY HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO. This article slams Paramore and you have no freaking good reasons. They inspire so many people including myself. My band are inspired by them too. I wouldn't be doing what I do today if it wasn't for Paramore. They continue to inspire me. If you have anything bad to say about Paramore don't bother saying it to MY face.
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ParamoreGB
what a load of crap!
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ParamoreGB
Still
Paramore is ^ a band! ?
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Janice
go bitch about paramore and hayley, apparently she's not in it for fame, but to honour the Lord.
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Branden
Y'know y do u waste ur life? Get a life loser 16 million people agree with me!
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Seven Years
Firstly, I do know who Evanescence are. They're one of my favourite bands, as is Paramore.
Secondly, this article is completely slagging the band off. It's always been about the band. Not just Hayley. It's the media that have put the band in the possition they are now. And that's not a good thing.
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Aoife
Wow. Get a life.
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Samm
Paramore is still a band.
People make mistakes, you cannot deny that..
don't hold it against them..
We love you Hayley, Jeremy and Taylor.
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Chris Slater
Du Jour mean friendship!
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Hey!
So, where are the bOObs!
What a rip-off.
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Alexandra
Really? are you kidding? thanks for bringing old news back and your a douchbag Paramore is a great band and if you don't like them then say "i don't like them" don't make some huge article dissing them, so please do screw of
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Rhianna Skelton
You're clearly some idiot.
Paramore are amazing, and continue to be amazing and will continue to be amazing.
What's done is done, no one can change that. It's not about Hayley, it's about the whole band, and every true fan knows that! Stop bring up the past and leave it where it should be, mistakes are mistakes and we learn from them. No need to bring them up.
She'll never ditch Taylor and Jeremy.
:)
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Clo
Uhhm,Yes,way to bring up the old new dude,nothing we haven't already heard about.That happened a while back and we're getting over it like real fans and hey Im young,I know who Evanescence are.Seriously,have you nothing better to do then slam Paramore?

We Love Paramore
And thats why when this happened,we got over it.
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sami
What the %*&/#@ are you talkin' about?

You have no idea about paramore!

LOVE & SUPPORT FOR TAYLOR,HAYLEY & JEREMY!
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Sammie
Ahhh, just like you did in your other article about Paramore, you brought up the whole topless picture. Uh yeah, still not funny John, try and be more original and think of something that's remotely funny.
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AlexMcElwee
Um, wow. You seriously think you can get away with that? I know who Evanescence are. And Paramore isnt just about Hayley, if you actually knew any thing youd know that paramore is a band and when ever there family sees someone bitching about them, we come to defend them. So dont even try. And get a life.
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