Elysian Coffee, alluring in a striped dress. With laptop and tattoos.
posted Tuesday, July, 21st 2015, 11:37pm
You came in to meet with what looked like a work colleague while I was talking to a friend, helping her with career plans. You were sitting at the high-top table and I was sitting directly across from you at one of the small tables. I'm not sure how good a job I did with my friend as I kept getting distracted by your eyes, your tattoos, your cute striped dress. Then when you dropped your pen and crawled under the table to grab it I completely lost the plot of my friend's career. I think I may have guided her towards a future as a professional mime or something due to my carelessness. I didn't want to interrupt your meeting but I would love to see you there again and this time keep all my attention on you where it belongs.
When: Tuesday, July, 21 2015
Where: Elysian Coffee on Broadway
Comments
3 Comments
some friend you are
Jul 22, 2015 at 8:44am
It always blows my mind the thing guys write on here in an effort to be some poetic don juan tenorio. do you really think this lady is going to be enamored with some douche that cant muster that wee bit of concentration to actually have a conversation instead of darting your eyes around the room looking for 'hotties' like a little bird
perogie
Jul 22, 2015 at 3:07pm
Hmm, so your thought is that it is appropriate to disrupt someone's professional meeting in order to ask them out? That sounds condescending, disrespectful and douchey to me.
Xhasperated
Jul 22, 2015 at 7:49pm
Why are all the "male saw female" ones so creepy? Want to know the difference between "I'm a douchebag stalker" and "I saw you?" ... an "I saw you" is supposed to hinge on an actual meeting, a "meet-cute" or at least a moment where you at least both looked at each other.
Here's a hint guys ... if she didn't notice you or give you any signals at all ... your a creep!