This is every kind of wrong.
Sun-hatched under a rock on Vancouver Island, Miranda Nelson never went to kindergarten; ergo she missed out on learning important life lessons like how to share. Nelson frequently writes about feminism, public transit, Vancouver's garbage problem, adorable animals, and what can only charitably be described as "the absurd".
Nelson spends her non-journalism-related time writing Hugh Laurie fan fiction, yelling at thoughtless people on public transit, leaving parties without saying farewell, and attempting to bioengineer money trees.
Sometimes she reads books and drinks beer.