Ever try to meet people in Vancouver? You’ll have better luck convincing the Hiltons that Paris is the only fuck-up in the family than you will getting someone to talk to you in a bar. So there you stand, wondering, “Who are all these people I see every time I go to a show?” You’re too shy to ask, so we do it for you.
Who are you? “DentoR.”
In my 9-to-5 life I’m: “Recuperating.”
If you're buyiing, I'll have: “Whatever you’re buyin’, dollface! Or a R & B Red Devil, dude!”
The best show I ever saw was: “James Brown at the Queen E. He was backed by a 26-piece band with a drummer who played like his balls would be cut off if he missed even one beat.”
The last concert T-shirt I bought was: “At the North West Metal Fest last summer in Mission, because I knew I wouldn’t remember any of it!”In the movie of my life I’d be played by: “Bruce Campbell. I’d want him to play me so that I would be associated with his stoic manliness!”
But it will be filmed in sexicolor? “I’m playing a lead role in Screaming Chicken’s presentation of Orgy of the Dead in March. I have a nagging feeling that I’ve been typecast, though.”