Justin Bieber at Rogers Arena

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      So it turns out we weren’t totally wrong. According to his hotly anticipated and just-published autobiography, Justin Bieber First Step 2 Forever: My Story, the King Dick of the floppy-fringed tween set really is the discarnate spirit of Vlad the Impaler residing in the body of an innocent Canadian eunuch. Talk about a twist in the tale! Turns out that previous hosts have included Carl “Alfalfa” Switzer, a bunch of self-loathing, gay Republicans, and—you guessed it—Frank Stallone. Most impressively, Bieber promises at some point in his career to actually vomit out the souls of the thousands of poor Carpathians who died during his cruel 15th-century reign, right on-stage! He doesn’t specify where or when, the coy little bastard, but let’s hope it’s at Rogers Arena, on Tuesday (October 19).




      Oct 14, 2010 at 6:51am

      wow no comet fo ryou Justin very ver beutiful,you are handsome,music your isssssss very very nice i love music rock, i love music your,my music favorite is Justin Bieber - Love Me
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      Oct 14, 2010 at 8:44am

      What the heck are you talking about.....I assume you have front row tickets, don't forget your bierliber gear! OMG JUSTIN IS SO ORGASMIC!

      John Lucas

      Oct 17, 2010 at 5:03pm

      Who is this Thrustin' Beaver I keep hearing so much about?


      Oct 23, 2010 at 4:20pm

      Grow up and allow others to enjoy music their own way