Childish Marianas Trench review gets panties in a knot

You force the music section into a Craigslist casual encounter, and we reward you with a Payback Time T-shirt and two tickets to a Live Nation club show of your choice taking place in Vancouver within the next four weeks. Here’s this week’s winning whinge.

Dear Payback Time: I’m sure this is not the first e-mail you’ve received over this, nor will it be the last”¦ To start, I am not a teenage girl or boy writing to complain. I am a 39-year-old father of three girls, and we all attended the Marianas Trench show on Saturday. Sixth time seeing them. Fabulous show, as always. Very entertaining. They are great with the crowds. Great local act!

I know that reviews are just one person’s experience and one person’s opinion, but I fail to see why a paper like the Straight would support, back, or condone a review by a writer who has such a negative view of a band to begin with. This was not a review of the concert, nor was it valuable information for your readers. It was nothing more than (in my mind, and I do not know Mr. Craddock) a pathetic rant by some immature, jealous writer trying to make a name for himself pitching a fit over a band he does not like. It was a very childish review.

> Jamie Ellis

Tim Craddock responds: Dearest Jamie—I have to commend you for being such a trouper. There aren’t many grown men who can boast that they’ve seen the same pop act six times, but the fact that you were willing to shell out the cash for your little people shows commitment. I have to admit that it was my first, and hopefully not my last, Marianas Trench experience. Maybe you can clarify something for me, though. Were the panties being tossed on-stage and Josh Ramsay’s swearing during his storytelling all part of the typical family-friendly entertainment you go looking for in a Trench show?

You can imagine my shock walking into what I had envisioned being a lecture on oceanography. I deeply apologize if my disappointment seeped onto the page. You’ll notice that I lauded them for their hard work and “impeccable chops”, though. Luckily, my panties weren’t in too much of a bunch to keep me from mentioning their platinum record, either.

But you were right about my negativity, and I can’t talk my way out of it. However, I blame Mike Usinger in this instance. He keeps tricking me into writing reviews when he knows how much I hate music as an art form. Once, he forced me to listen to Abbey Road, causing me to vomit pea soup all over myself. Nobody in the music section understands my love for talk radio and my deep, searing hatred for anything with a beat. Thanks for being a shoulder to cry on, Jamie.

You can voice your impotent rage by snail mail or by sending an e-mail to payback@straight.com.

Comments

29 Comments

ryans

Dec 22, 2010 at 11:29am

Jamie Ellis should be reported to child services because taking your children to that many terrible concerts surely is child abuse.

ShavonneMT

Dec 22, 2010 at 8:46pm

Mr.Craddock, perhaps you should say good things about people, instead of finding the bad and then making it ten times worse. Marianas Trench wouldn't exactly be considered pop, maybe you should listen to more of their songs, and you'd find that it actually is great music. Some people may have thrown panties on the stage, I'm not saying that's a family oriented thing, should not determine whether this band is good or not. Listening to Josh swearing is their choice to listen to, and the story's he tells are actually very funny for any age. You think, your just some smart-ass eh? I really think what your saying is terrible

Al

Dec 22, 2010 at 9:28pm

Shavonne... he didn't like the band. Accept that and grow up. I don't really think he cares what 200+ people say on an internet forum board very much either.

I've heard this excuse of a band, and they are nothing unique, enjoyable, profound or special. I'd rather listen to Celine Dion.

Your Mom

Dec 22, 2010 at 10:41pm

Stop acting like a spastic cockroach.

SCS

Dec 23, 2010 at 12:03am

Shavonne... lighten up. It's all in good fun. Some people like certain bands, others don't. That's it. At least they're getting exposure, and I'm sure many people are going to go check out Mariana's Trench after his review regardless.

And it's "stories," "you're," and periods are often used at the end of sentences. Reading your comment is more painful than any bad concert.

Amanda

Dec 23, 2010 at 12:11am

Now you're blaming someone else for what you wrote? Marianas Trench is hardly a 'pop act'. I'd be proud to say I've seen an amazing, talented band 6 times. They're such good performers and many people find the storytelling entertaining. That's part of who Josh Ramsay is. And you think he asks for panties and bras to be throw on stage? I don't think so.
Please, stop being such a dick. :)

MarianasMaiden

Dec 23, 2010 at 12:23am

MARIANAS TRENCH FTW. TIM, SMD.

xBackwardsLeaving

Dec 23, 2010 at 1:36am

I'm not going to go to deeply into this again, but here i go.

I have found many things incredible in your articles, in which only a few i am going to mention.

First of all, i fail to see where you mentioned the bands “impeccable chops”
"singer Josh Ramsay seemingly in his element as he pranced around the stage like a spastic praying mantis. The rest of the band had 'impeccable chops', aside from a pointless and repetitive drum solo by Ian Casselman."
is what i saw, where you only complemented matt and mike -half of the band-'s, 'chops'.

Secondly, by 'mentioning their platinum record', you mean saying, 'It’s no American platinum', and 'undoubtedly' blaming their success as a result Shake Tramp. A song released on the album Fix Me, four years before the platinum earning Masterpiece Theatre.

Next, i would like to talk about this 'family-friendly' matter.
I agree that these 'preteens' shouldn't be saying the words Ramsay does, but i'm sure they have been out in the real world, and had heard them before. Personally, i agree with the comment Vicky, (the mother of a daughter that attended this concert) had posted on your review, stating, "I knew about the lyrics before we went and I am confident that my skills as a Mother can outweigh any swear words that she heard".
Also, judging by your blatantly vulgar review, mentioning things such as 'frozen testicles' and 'King George Highway hookers', i wouldnt have thought you minded the profanities.

I am going to email this to your email, which appears to be dedicated to 'whinging', seeing as you receive feedback through those, and not comments.

Thank you.

Monica.

Dec 23, 2010 at 2:11am

This man must be terribly disturbed as to write these things about a band like Marianas Trench. Tim, you obviously are in the wrong profession if you don't enjoy music as an art form.

ktjohnson

Dec 23, 2010 at 11:33am

Really? You're going to blame your negative review on someone else? Because you were "TRICKED?"

I doubt you could string three good-sounding notes together. Being a critic isn't about whining; it's about intently listening and taking in somone else's work and giving honest, thought-out feedback. NOT a rant.