2011 sex survey: Who would you (not) do?

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      Which actor would you have sex with?

      female responses (female responses)

      “The gardener from Desperate Housewives.”

      1. Johnny Depp

      2. Ryan Reynolds

      3. Jake Gyllenhaal

      (Angelina Jolie was first with lesbians)

      male responses (male responses)

      “Sophia Loren circa 1964.”

      1. Scarlett Johansson

      2. Megan Fox, Natalie Portman (tie)

      3. Angelina Jolie

      (Joseph Cross, Robert Downey Jr., and Ryan Reynolds tied for first with gay males)

      Which actor would you never have sex with?

      female responses (female responses)

      “Anyone from that Jersey Shore show.”

      1. Tom Cruise

      2. Steve Buscemi, Mel Gibson (tie)

      3. Danny DeVito

      male responses (male responses)

      “I’m a fame whore. I’ll do anyone.”

      1. Tom Cruise

      2. Angelina Jolie, Betty White (tie)

      3. Roseanne Barr, Julia Roberts (tie)

      Which musician would you have sex with?

      female responses (female responses)

      “That hot cellist in the VSO.”

      1. Dan Mangan

      2. Justin Timberlake

      3. John Mayer, Michael Bublé, Trent Reznor (tie)

      male responses (male responses)

      “Blondie”¦back then.”

      1. Katy Perry

      2. Lady Gaga, Rihanna (tie)

      3. Shania Twain

      (David Bowie and Nick Jonas tied for first with gay males)

      Which musician would you never have sex with?

      female responses (female responses)

      “Rod Stewart. This man needs to be forcibly sterilized.”

      1. Justin Bieber

      2. Gene Simmons

      3. Chad Kroeger, Mick Jagger (tie)

      male responses (male responses)

      “Does Paris Hilton count?”

      1. Lady Gaga

      2. Courtney Love

      3. Mick Jagger

      Which politician would you have sex with?

      female responses (female responses)

      “Kim Jong-Il, but only so I could get close enough to assassinate him. And then I’d have to kill myself for fucking him.”

      1. Gregor Robertson

      2. Barack Obama

      3. Justin Trudeau, Pierre Elliott Trudeau (tie)

      (Sarah Palin ranked first with lesbians)

      male responses (male responses)

      “Helena Guergis—if she bribed me with coke.”

      1. Sarah Palin

      2. Christy Clark

      3. Belinda Stronach

      (Barack Obama and Justin Trudeau tied for first with gay males)

      Which politician would you never have sex with?

      female responses (female responses)

      “All—especially Christine O’Donnell.”

      “Stephen Harper or Jack Layton—wooden doll or creepy uncle.”

      1. Stephen Harper

      2. George W. Bush

      3. Gordon Campbell

      male responses (male responses)

      “Stephen Harper—he scares the shit out of me.”

      1. Gordon Campbell

      2. Stephen Harper

      3. Carole James

      Which celebrity would you want to give a pat-down to at the airport?

      female responses (female responses)

      “Taylor Pyatt—I don’t care if he plays for Phoenix now. He’s still pretty.”

      1. Johnny Depp

      2. Jake Gyllenhaal

      3. James Franco, Brad Pitt (tie)

      male responses (male responses)

      “Stockwell Day—it would give him the heebie-jeebies.”

      1. Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox (tie)

      2. Scarlett Johansson

      3. Jessica Alba, Katy Perry (tie)

      Which fictional character would you have sex with?

      female responses (female responses)

      “Pinocchio—think about it.”

      1. Batman

      2. Aragorn, Harry Potter (tie)

      3. Don Draper, Ron Weasley (tie)

      male responses (male responses)

      “Sarah Palin.”

      1. Jessica Rabbit

      2. Wonder Woman

      3. Lara Croft




      Feb 10, 2011 at 7:51pm

      AH! Marylin Munroe I know that she is long gone Gentlemen prefer Blonds


      Feb 12, 2011 at 1:13am

      Marylin Munroe

      Second Nation

      Feb 12, 2011 at 1:27pm

      Folks, spelling is important. It's "Marilyn Monroe".


      Feb 12, 2011 at 3:17pm

      It's heartening to see Marilyn Monroe mentioned. I thought that curvy blondes weren't considered hot anymore.

      Mark h

      Feb 12, 2011 at 6:16pm

      Curvy blondes are hot ... if you are old enough to have move past the breasts and appreciate hips.

      Steve M.

      Feb 13, 2011 at 9:26am

      What? Men are polling that they WOULDN'T have sex with Angelina Jolie but WOULD with Lady Gaga? I don't want to question your methodology, but there's no way that's a scientific representation of any group of heterosexual males. Lady Gaga is outrageous, yes, but sexy? Maybe only in a cheap hooker kinda way.


      Feb 17, 2011 at 9:26pm

      Dan Mangan rules.....I am not seeking a mustache ride...the music alone is a blissful journey...the man is amazing

      My 2Cents

      May 22, 2011 at 1:32am

      Marilyn Monroe,Curvy blonds will always be hot.!!!
      They are the true classic beauties!
      it is the breast to waist to hip ratio.
      Full Breasts, Smaller indented waist, Gripping hips,
      unfortunately nowadays.. the women today are looking like straight curve less stick figures..
      too athletic,more masculine, too tomboyish ,not like real women...unless you prefer your girl have that "buddy" look

      Brian - www.lustforthrust.com

      Jan 11, 2012 at 3:21am

      Kate Beckinsale rules!

      Rachel Nichols rules!

      Monica Bellucci rules!

      Emma Roberts rules!

      Jessica Drake rules!

      Jennifer Hewitt rules!

      Salma Hayek rules!

      Nicole Kidman rules!

      Elizabeth Hurley rules!

      Rosie-Huntington Whiteley rules them all!