Dan Savage challenges Conservative politician John Cummins to suck his dick

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      The Georgia Straight’s sex columnist, Dan Savage, has offered a Conservative politician a chance to put his mouth where his beliefs are.

      Savage pointed out in his weekly column that Cummins said on a recent radio program that homosexuality is a choice.

      Therefore, Savage concludes, Cummins should have no difficulty choosing to perform a gay sex act.

      “You name the time and the place, John, and I’ll show up with my dick and a camera crew,” Savage writes. “Then you can show the world how it’s done. You can demonstrate how this ”˜conscious choice’ is made. You can flip the switch, John, make the choice, then sink to your boney old knees and suck my dick.”

      Savage's column will appear in the Thursday (May 26) print edition of the Georgia Straight, which is distributed across Greater Vancouver.

      Cummins is expected to be acclaimed as leader of the B.C. Conservatives on Saturday (May 28).

      Comments

      41 Comments

      Dan Clay

      May 25, 2011 at 1:37pm

      careful, you might get some" old boys- network" disease....

      Barney Fife

      May 25, 2011 at 1:56pm

      It's Johns "choice" after all.

      Ken Lawson

      May 25, 2011 at 2:28pm

      Tell this little man Dan Savage to suck his own, you f_cking idiot

      East Van Arts

      May 25, 2011 at 4:30pm

      The humorless Ken Lawson misses the point.

      Mr Cummins has made a scientifically baseless argument, one that panders to bigots like... Ken Lawson.

      Logically, it only follows that Mr Cummins (and Mr Lawson, for that matter) should be able to 'choose' to become homosexual. Apparently, that's how it's done.

      In fact, they should be able to 'choose' their sexual orientation the way they 'chose' their eye colour. In both cases, their eyes are almost certainly brown.

      Tye

      May 25, 2011 at 6:35pm

      while I would agree that it is a scientifically baseless argument and that homosexuality is not a choice, I would also like to point out that it not being a choice is also a scientifically baseless argument. all there is is anecdotal evidence (which I agree with, mind you but it is anecdotal nonetheless). I, after all, am not going to suck another man's dick just to check (although Louis CK says he has no real reason not to, I two heart him)

      Bizoune Pitoune

      May 25, 2011 at 9:22pm

      So, Ken Lawson... how old were you when you choosed to be straight?

      Carlotta

      May 25, 2011 at 11:10pm

      Miss Lawson, pleeeaze, bitch. Lighten UP.

      You

      May 25, 2011 at 11:41pm

      I prefer to read Ken's comment in a positive light.

      Ken is so enthralled by his ability to suck his own dick that he is merely recommending it to Dan. That's swell. If only we were all as adept at autofellatio as you, Ken, the world would be a better place.

      Dan Fan

      May 26, 2011 at 12:22am

      That's awesome. I was born not to want to suck dick, of that Im sure same as Im sure there are people born to want to.