Cancon web games to waste time on

Like don't take off, you hosers. There's like some bogus Cancon web games at the Comedy Central web site that are like groady, man. So like go play them, eh?

Since I'm a closeted hetero, my faves are the reproductive pinball game "Doula Ball" and the sublminial designs of the Hello Pussy Dolls in "Snatch & Grab".

Well, I also really like the demanding waiter video game "Serve or Die". Makes me want to change my profession.

"Lust in Space" is a rip-off of some old space video games I can't recall the names of.

Time well wasted, eh?