Ever try to meet people in Vancouver? You'll have better luck getting Johnny Knoxville an Oscar nomination for The Ringer than you will convincing someone to talk to you in a bar. So there you stand, wondering "Who are those people I see every time I go to a show?" You're too shy to ask, so we do it for you.

WHO ARE YOU? "Miss RockerChic Sheri".

IN MY 9-TO-5 LIFE I'M A: "punk goth artist and Web designer by day and a bartender and drunk by night".

IF YOU'RE BUYING, I'LL HAVE: "a golden pussy martini with a lime".

THE BEST SHOW I EVER SAW WAS: "Billy Idol, Mí¶tley Crí¼e (Dr. Feelgood tour), the Pixies, or the Stone Temple Pilots when [singer] Scott Weiland grabbed my hand and sang to me, ha-ha. There have been many best shows ever."

I WISH PEOPLE WOULD SHUT UP ABOUT: "my tattoos. It's annoying when I get asked the same dumb questions four times a day. They are my tattoos and not anybody else's business if they hurt or what they mean or why, in heaven's sake, did I ever start gettin' them. I don't mean to be rude, but get your own if you are that curious."

THE LAST CONCERT T-SHIRT I BOUGHT WAS: "Behemoth at a Danzig show in Seattle".

IN THE MOVIE OF MY LIFE, I'D BE PLAYED BY: "Lucy Liu, definitely".

DESCRIBE YOUR DANKEST BAT CAVE: "There were three of us punk-rock girls living in this old, falling-apart, seven-bedroom house in East Van called the House of Torn. We had a band called Torn Cartilage, and I must say, we threw some damn good parties.”¦But actually living there was a party itself and not always in a fun way. There was more than one flood, and oh so many more than one mouse, and I had a cough so bad for almost three years from all the mould in the walls. One winter there were frozen pipes so there was no water whatsoever and, just before I moved out, we had some lunatic break in with a baseball bat. When he realized he was in the wrong house, he just left. Those were eventful days, and the three of us girls are still great friends years later and reminisce about the good old days in the House of Torn."