Who dressed you

WHO: Vick Krishna, 28, from Surrey. Proud owner of one of the loudest car-stereo systems in Western Canada. “If I parked it right outside the club,”  he told us, “it would drown out their music.” 

SPOTTED WHERE? At the Stone Temple nightclub on a Friday.

WHY HIM: Like crows, shiny objects such as small kitchen spoons, foil wrappers, and G-Unit T-shirts catch our eye. Especially when that silver- lettered shirt is topped by a G-Unit baseball cap, bottomed by G-Unit jeans, and, on the feet? You guessed it: G-Unit kicks. Sometimes our job is easy.

WHO DRESSED YOU: While Krishna is double-deckered in rapwear, at least he has the good sense not to belt his pants around his knees to look like a stumpy, pie-throwing circus act. He dresses himself and here's the list: the white leather sneakers rang in at $129 at Metrotown Foot Locker; the black, relaxed-fit jeans were $149 at Guildford's Athletes World; and the black, Built to Last T-shirt was bought mere hours ago, also at Athletes World, for $49. “I like one-stop shopping,”  Krishna confessed. The silver chain was a Christmas gift from his best friend.