Apparently the only thing faster than COVID-19 is Norm Macdonald, who managed to drum up the following 10 minutes of killer material at a recent stand-up appearance. As the unleashed Id of our collective consciousness (or so the Germans would have us believe), Norm is allowed to get a way with this. And please note the date it was uploaded (March 14): since performing this show, Macdonald has obviously gotten the message about distancing. On Saturday (March 21), he posted a "pre-preview" of his newest podcast, called Quarantined.