Is there a correct way to imitate an Asian language?

According to the guy below, there is. (And it's not the way former-UCLA-student-political-science-major-turned-bikini-model Alexandra Wallace did it.)

But don't try this at home, kids. It could be hazardous to your (social) health. (Perhaps try asking some of the commenters on this blog post for advice. Because there doesn't seem to be any shortage of opinion there.)