Naked man escapes from Buckingham Palace (NSFW)

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      A naked man climbs out of a window at Queen Elizabeth's residence in central London, scaling the outside wall on knotted bedsheets before dropping a considerable distance to—what?

      Nobody seems to know what became of the poor fellow after a clip was posted to YouTube yesterday by tourists who were capturing a procession by the Royal Guard as the bizarre event occurred in the backround.

      Speculation is rife, ranging from the curiously panicky insistence from British media that it's all just a hoax, to online pundits proclaiming that we're seeing a man escaping his ritual sacrifice at the hands of the world's premier family of Satanists. 

      The Straight, of course, will engage in no such speculation—not publicly, anyway—but we will remind readers that this isn't the first or even the second time mysterious doings at the House of Windsor have erupted into the public eye.

      The badly decomposed body of Latvian teenager Alisa Dmitrijeva was found on the grounds of the Queen's Sandringham Palace estate in 2012. An inquest into her death was inconclusive, but aren't they all?

      The late Sir Jimmy Savile, serial child abuser and "mentor" to Prince Charles (according to his dead ex-wife), was very unavailable for comment. 

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      looks

      Feb 28, 2015 at 7:51pm

      like one of the queens sex slaves trying to escape as the royal guard troops past. Funny as hell

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      James Blatchford

      Mar 1, 2015 at 8:19am

      ...in an unrelated story, Steve Newton hasn't been seen in public since the Billy Idol show.

      willnats

      Mar 1, 2015 at 6:22pm

      Any chance you get you "dis" Charles. When he becomes king, you'll see a man who is the equal of Wellington, Lincoln, and Gandhi.

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      Uncle Jack

      Mar 1, 2015 at 10:34pm

      Look at the man!!

      It is Justin Trudeau, caught again with the pants down!!

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