One minute you're taking a nice morning stroll to work while minding your own business, the next you're fighting off an enraged attacker.
Lessons learned from the video below include the fact that a paper is useless when you are confronted by a Canadian goose during nesting season. And that Canadian geese are not only beligerent, but stupid (who builds a goddamn nest next to a cement walkway?).
And, of course, that Canadian geese are flaming assholes.
Not that we condone getting even with God's fine-feathered creatures, but it would have been sweet to see that kick connect.