Man minding own business learns that Canadian geese are assholes

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      One minute you're taking a nice morning stroll to work while minding your own business, the next you're fighting off an enraged attacker. 

      Lessons learned from the video below include the fact that a paper is useless when you are confronted by a Canadian goose during nesting season. And that Canadian geese are not only beligerent, but stupid (who builds a goddamn nest next to a cement walkway?).

      And, of course, that Canadian geese are flaming assholes.

      Not that we condone getting even with God's fine-feathered creatures, but it would have been sweet to see that kick connect. 




      Apr 29, 2015 at 12:42pm

      I'm fine with "flaming asshole" geese. It's the "flaming asshole" people that concern me. Just don't hurt any birds please.