Man minding own business learns that Canadian geese are assholes

One minute you're taking a nice morning stroll to work while minding your own business, the next you're fighting off an enraged attacker. 

Lessons learned from the video below include the fact that a paper is useless when you are confronted by a Canadian goose during nesting season. And that Canadian geese are not only beligerent, but stupid (who builds a goddamn nest next to a cement walkway?).

And, of course, that Canadian geese are flaming assholes.

Not that we condone getting even with God's fine-feathered creatures, but it would have been sweet to see that kick connect.