Notes from Squamish Fest: "Does this contain Fentanyl?"

Funny thing about festivals is that people like to do things. High fives. Free fashion advice. Saliva soaked joints. And erroneous directions to the washrooms—which of course don't exist anyway.

Today they are also handing out free Dixie cups full of Mountain Dew Kickstart. And because it's free more than one wag has asked, "Does this contain Fentanyl?"

Dear Sir: if you're going to accept one free drink from a stranger at this festival this is probably a safe bet. And even if it does, at least it's free.