Justin Bieber is doing his best to bump off Toronto mayor Rob Ford as Canada's most obnoxious celebrity.
The Biebs cranked things up in their competition by getting busted in Miami Beach for drag racing and for resisting arrest.
It looked like Ford was well in the lead earlier this week after he was seen to be clearly inebriated in a new video.
Ford added a bit more sizzle for the late-night comedians by speaking in a Jamaican accent.
But the other YouTube sensation doesn't give up so easily.
According to the police report, the 19-year-old pop star was caught racing in a Lamborghini.
"I immediately smelled an odor of alcohol eminating from the drivers [sic] breach and bloodshot eyes," an officer identified only as "Medina" writes in the report. "The driver had slow deliberate movements and a stuper [sic] look on his face. These are all indicators of an impaired driver."
Then Bieber allegedly stated: "What the fuck did I do? Why did you stop me?"
Bieber has also been charged with driving with an expired driver's licence.
Give this round to Justin.
But don't count out Ford. He has shown remarkable staying power, plus he can take a punch from the media unlike anyone else.
And it's Ford, not the Biebs, who referred to his detractors as maggots.
This battle is far from over.