Welcome to Felindr, the Georgia Straight's feline adoption web feature.
Each profile is of an eligible catchelor or catchelorette from VOKRA, the non-profit Vancouver Orphan Kitten Rescue Association dedicated to the rescue of cats in the Lower Mainland.
I'm seeking: a ballet partner
Physical description: dainty and graceful with an imaginary tutu
Ethnicity: Russian (because I'm always Russian around)
Want kids? If they're older.
Faith: I believe in the power of interpretive dance.
Drink: Only sophisticated beverages. Like water.
My conversational interests: ballet, breakfast, saying thank you, Mikhail Nikolayevich Baryshnikov
My purrsonality: I channel Greta Garbo
My hobbies: being read Giller Prize–nominated authors, working on my Master degree in String Toy Studies, and—of course—dance, dance, dance
My likes: stomach massages, pirouettes, Cats the Musical
My dislikes: trashy felines like The Real Alleycats of Vancouver
My expectations of a relationship: I envision it as a kind of pas de deux, so to speak, although an ensemble performance would be welcome as well.
Update: *It's a match!* Someone swiped right on Natalia's profile and she is dancing with a new ballet partner as we speak. However, there are many more eligible catcherlors and catchlorettes to consider at VOKRA's website.