Felindr Cat of the Week: Natalia the ballerina

by The Georgia Straight Staff on March 26th, 2016 at 11:40 AM

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Each profile is of an eligible catchelor or catchelorette from VOKRA, the non-profit Vancouver Orphan Kitten Rescue Association dedicated to the rescue of cats in the Lower Mainland.

Name: Natalia

Profession: ballerina

I'm seeking: a ballet partner

Physical description: dainty and graceful with an imaginary tutu

Ethnicity: Russian (because I'm always Russian around)

Want kids? If they're older.

Smoke: Pish.

Faith: I believe in the power of interpretive dance.

Drink: Only sophisticated beverages. Like water.

Natalia knows how to elegantly navigate complex obstacles, particularly when searching for food.

My conversational interests: ballet, breakfast, saying thank you, Mikhail Nikolayevich Baryshnikov

My purrsonality: I channel Greta Garbo

My hobbies: being read Giller Prize–nominated authors, working on my Master degree in String Toy Studies, and—of course—dance, dance, dance

My likes: stomach massages, pirouettes, Cats the Musical

My dislikes: trashy felines like The Real Alleycats of Vancouver

As cultured and sophisticated as Natalia is, there are photos that have surfaced on the internet that reveal a different side of her.

My expectations of a relationship: I envision it as a kind of pas de deux, so to speak, although an ensemble performance would be welcome as well.

Update: *It's a match!* Someone swiped right on Natalia's profile and she is dancing with a new ballet partner as we speak. However, there are many more eligible catcherlors and catchlorettes to consider at VOKRA's website.