A beauty secret you won't find at the cosmetics counter

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      It's enduring and offers a fresh look that conforms to western ideals of attractiveness.

      Best of all, this beauty tip doesn't require a visit to the cosmetics counter and doesn't wear off over time.

      To learn the secret, click the video above.

      It comes courtesty of the Onion, which bills itself as America's finest news source.