Welcome to Felindr, the Georgia Straight's feline adoption web feature.
Each profile is of an eligible catchelor or catchelorette from VOKRA, the non-profit Vancouver Orphan Kitten Rescue Association dedicated to the rescue of cats in the Lower Mainland.
Names: Zelda and Luigi
Profession: Nintendo princess and Mario brother
We’re seeking: a compatible home (console)
Physical description: Zelda has a royal appearance while moustachioed Luigi appears goofy yet loveable
Want kids? Wii are kids!
Smoke: Wii can smoke you at any video game. Don’t test us, pwn.
Drink: Yes, wii get thirsty between games.
Faith: Wii believe in the power of buttons
Our purrsonalities: Although Zelda is often thought to be a legendary damsel in distress, she’s actually an active, energetic character, who plays so hard, she’s often left panting. In fact, she often plays harder than her brother Luigi, who is mistakenly thought to be the one to jump up and break bricks. But in fact, Luigi is quite shy, and needs help coming out of his tortoise shell. He roams the land in search of gold coins (ie. treats).
Our conversational interests: Wii like to chat about highest scores, best plays, and secret strategies
Our hobbies: learning new magical spells, Zelda likes to disguise herself as a ninja or a pirate (arrrr!), Luigi likes to jump from platform to platform whenever possible
Our likes: powering up with treats (for which Luigi will even expose his tummy), Princess Toadstool, Link, Link the cat, the Cat Mario Show, new games to star in
Our dislikes: non-players, Goomba mushrooms (hiss!), Koopa Troopas (hissa hissas!), piranha plants (yuck), Fokka (especially mother Fokkas), King Koopa (hissy fit!), Ganondorf (major hiss!)
Our motto: Now you’re playing with feline power!
Our expectations of a relationship: To win the game (of course)