Sure, rush hour on the SkyTrain is almost unbearable. But it's not so bad that anyone should feel the need to gun down their fellow transit riders.
Enter Main Street Massacre, which turns this unthinkable scenario into a video-game experience. Your character is a construction worker pissed off after a "horrible, crappy day at work" and now dealing with the "fucked up" SkyTrain.
First he pulls out a hammer, then a crowbar, then a power drill, and finally a gun. That's where you come in.
Watched by TransLink staff via surveillance cameras, your mission is to kill every last person on the Main Street-Science World Station platform. Many of them are waving smartphones, so they deserve it, right?
After you max out the body count, it's on to the station stairs. Then it's on to the concourse level, where you leave behind even more blood.
In the next level, there's no blood, just flame. You train your gun on fare machines and those nonfunctional Compass gates.
How does it all end? The construction worker aims his gun at you and fires. The credits roll, and Wildman Industries asks you to support the game by leaving a tip.
I'm sure Metro Vancouver Transit Police are going to be happy to see this one.