Welcome to Felindr, the Georgia Straight's feline adoption web feature.
Each profile is of an eligible catchelor or catchelorette from VOKRA, the non-profit Vancouver Orphan Kitten Rescue Association dedicated to the rescue of cats in the Lower Mainland.
Names: Gingersnaps and Molasses
Profession: feline sweeteners and pastry chefs
We’re seeking: a home to naturally sweeten (we're better than Splenda, Aspartame, Sucralose, stevia, and even honey!)
Physical description: Gingersnaps is chat à l'orange while Molasses is a syrupy brown and black mix that looks delicious and tastes even better
Want kids? No, because they will gobble us up too fast
Smoke: Ruins the flavour
Drink: It's always good to wash down your desserts with a spot of tea or maybe even an apéritif
Faith: We believe natural sweeteners like us are better than artificial ones
Our purrsonalities: sweet and rich, with a little kick that has that je ne sais quoi quality
Our conversational interests: new baking recipes, how to remove Molasses from the rug, philosophical debates about how the cookie crumbles
Our hobbies: playing, wrestling for no apparent reason, running around with no intended destination, making desserts and pastries and various crêpes félins
Our likes: licking ourselves because we taste so good, pretending to be cookies, cakes, or various confections that you can cuddle up with and enjoy without downing calories or carbs (we're zero-calorie delectables!)
Our dislikes: lemons, sourpussies
Our motto: Home sweet forever home
Our expectations of a relationship: To sweeten your life without sending you to the dentist
To learn more about these sweeties (who must be adopted together), click here for Gingersnaps and here for Molasses. VOKRA's mission is to end cat overpopulation and homelessness. To learn more, or to fill out an adoption application form, visit their website.