Felindr Kittens of the Week: Gingersnaps and Molasses, the feline sweeteners

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      Welcome to Felindr, the Georgia Straight's feline adoption web feature.   

      Each profile is of an eligible catchelor or catchelorette from VOKRA, the non-profit Vancouver Orphan Kitten Rescue Association dedicated to the rescue of cats in the Lower Mainland.

      Names: Gingersnaps and Molasses

      Profession: feline sweeteners and pastry chefs

      We’re seeking: a home to naturally sweeten (we're better than Splenda, Aspartame, Sucralose, stevia, and even honey!)

      Physical description: Gingersnaps is chat à l'orange while Molasses is a syrupy brown and black mix that looks delicious and tastes even better

      Ethnicity: Ambrosian

      Some Gingersnaps can perk up your day.

      Want kids? No, because they will gobble us up too fast

      Smoke: Ruins the flavour

      Drink: It's always good to wash down your desserts with a spot of tea or maybe even an apéritif

      Faith: We believe natural sweeteners like us are better than artificial ones

      Our purrsonalities: sweet and rich, with a little kick that has that je ne sais quoi quality 

      Molasses says, "I love running around. When I'm not stuck to the carpet."

      Our conversational interests: new baking recipes, how to remove Molasses from the rug, philosophical debates about how the cookie crumbles

      Our hobbies: playing, wrestling for no apparent reason, running around with no intended destination, making desserts and pastries and various crêpes félins

      Our likes: licking ourselves because we taste so good, pretending to be cookies, cakes, or various confections that you can cuddle up with and enjoy without downing calories or carbs (we're zero-calorie delectables!)

      Our dislikes: lemons, sourpussies

      After the sugar high wears off...

      Our motto: Home sweet forever home

      Our expectations of a relationship: To sweeten your life without sending you to the dentist

      To learn more about these sweeties (who must be adopted together), click here for Gingersnaps and here for Molasses. VOKRA's mission is to end cat overpopulation and homelessness. To learn more, or to fill out an adoption application form, visit their website.

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