Welcome to Felindr, the Georgia Straight's feline adoption web feature.
Each profile is of an eligible catchelor or catchelorette from VOKRA, the non-profit Vancouver Orphan Kitten Rescue Association dedicated to the rescue of cats in the Lower Mainland.
Name: Bonjour! Je m’appelle Chevalier the feather duster.
Profession: Je suis un professional duster (and sometimes chivalrous French knight)
I’m seeking: chez vous. You want me to clean your house, non?
Physical description: People think I’m a cat. Or a cloud. Mais non. Je suis un feather duster. With a head.
Want kids? Non, merci. They like to play with me too much until all that’s left is a stick.
Smoke: Non, merci. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire. And where there’s fire is the end of feather dusters like me, malheureusement.
Drink: I like to drink water. But I hate rain. Because it turns me into one huge, soggy mop. Ah zut!
Faith: I believe all zee dust in the world can be cleaned up with effort and persistence. Oui, oui!
My purrsonality: gentle like a cloud, friendly like a feather, sweet like a cream puff (you can nibble but please don’t eat me)
My conversational interests: Why do they call them dust bunnies? Wouldn’t dust kittens be cuter?
My hobbies: walking across zee floor and leaving it clean
My likes: being brushed (to clean out my feathers), sitting like a little fluffy cloud in your lap
My dislikes: dirty floors
My motto: Let’s clean!
My expectations of a relationship: to keep your home dust-free