Welcome to Felindr, the Georgia Straight's feline adoption web feature.
Each profile is of an eligible catchelor or catchelorette from VOKRA, the non-profit Vancouver Orphan Kitten Rescue Association dedicated to the rescue of cats in the Lower Mainland.
Names: Bloomer, Breeches, Britches, Chino, Corduroy, Jean, and Pantaloon of the Kittypants family
Profession: feline fashion stylists
We're seeking: humans to conduct makeovers upon
Physical description: chic and fashionable; Breeches, Britches, and Chino flaunt a cheetah fashion sense while Corduroy takes his style cues from panthers
Want kids? What? We are kids!
Smoke: Pffft! As if.
Drink: Water rocks
Faith: We always fly by the seat of our pants
Our purrsonalities: Bloomer is a smartypants, Breeches is vocal, Britches is outgoing, Chino gets along with everyone, Corduroy is energetic, Jean is quiet but sweet, and Pantaloon is good natured
Our conversational interests: Bloomer and Breeches are the most talkative and they have plenty to say
Our hobbies: Bloomer likes to practice standup comedy, Chino likes wrestling, and Pantaloon's daytimer is often packed with activities to do
Our likes: Chino loves attention, Britches like to patiently wait to be noticed, and Corduroy and Jean love hanging out together (so they must be worn as a pair)
Our dislikes: camel toe, moose knuckle (ew)
Our motto: Keep your pants on!
Our expectations of a relationship: to be the one wearing the pants in this family
VOKRA's mission is to end cat overpopulation and homelessness. To learn more, or to fill out an adoption application form, visit their website.