Welcome to Felindr, the Georgia Straight's feline adoption web feature.
Each profile is of an eligible catchelor or catchelorette from VOKRA, the non-profit Vancouver Orphan Kitten Rescue Association dedicated to the rescue of cats in the Lower Mainland.
Names: Jovial, Merriment, and Mirth
Purrfession: joyologists and natural antidepressants
We're seeking: people to cheer up
Physical description: Jovial has joyous tuxedo markings, Merriment is a cheerful white, and black-and-white Mirth has a white moustache
Want kids? If they're happy and they know it (so they clap their hands)
Smoke: That would dampen our spirits
Drink: Water is the fountain of happiness
Our purrsonalities: Jovial is full of life, Merriment is feisty, and Mirth finds everything funny(even sometimespretending to be a parrot by perching on shoulders)
Our conversational interests: Jovial is the most outspoken, Merriment likes to engage in debates with her siblings, and Mirth is the most chatty catty
Our hobbies: wall-climbing, standup and sketch comedy routines
Our likes: toys, towers, belly rubs, WWF
Our dislikes: Debbie Downers, sloths
Our motto: Clap along if you feel happiness is the truth
Our expectations of a relationship: That you will be chipper and upbeat by the time we're done with you
VOKRA's mission is to end cat overpopulation and homelessness. To learn more, or to fill out an adoption application form, visit their website.