Felindr Kittens of the Week: Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent in Catman v Supercat

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      Welcome to Felindr, the Georgia Straight's feline adoption web feature.   

      Each profile is of an eligible catchelor or catchelorette from VOKRA, the non-profit Vancouver Orphan Kitten Rescue Association dedicated to the rescue of cats in the Lower Mainland.

      Names: Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne

      Purrfession: reporter and billionaire (respectively), by day; crimefighters (a.k.a. hyperactive felines) by night

      Billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne may look cute, but he's secretly a vigilante out to avenge cats without clean litter boxes.

      We're seeking: innocent humans to save from the clutches of evil canines

      Physical description: Clark is striped and often becomes unrecognizeable when he wears glasses; Bruce is dark like the knight

      Clark Kent's mild-mannered personality can be deceiving.

      Ethnicity: Kryptonian and a bat-cat

      Want kids? If they're into cosplay

      Bruce Wayne—who prefers furry to fury.

      Smoke: That would comprise our secret crime-fighting abilities

      Drink: See above

      Clark Kent looks like a completely different kitten without his glasses.

      Faith: We believe goodness will prevail

      Our purrsonalities: We both love action-packed sequences for long periods of time

      "I'm gonna get you, Supercat!" Bruce Wayne (as Catman) yells as he leaps for his utility rope—and misses. *splat*

      Our conversational interests: *pow!* *smash!* *bang!*

      Our hobbies: wrestling, riding around in the Catcar and hiding out in the Catcave

      Clark Kent discovers Catman's secret Catcave...but still hasn't figured out what his real identity is.

      Our likes: restoring justice and peace in the world (until we wreck it with our wrestling fights), shooting laser beams from our eyes

      Our dislikes: evildoers (particularly if they steal our cat treats)

      Catman, who accidentally ate Robin.

      Our motto: Holy catnip, Catman!

      Our expectations of a relationship: That we will come to save the day!

      "Check this out," Clark Kent says as he shows off how strong his jaws are. And winds up losing his mind.

      To learn more about the family, visit the webpages for Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne.

      VOKRA's mission is to end cat overpopulation and homelessness. To learn more, or to fill out an adoption application form, visit their website.