Felindr Kittens of the Week: Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent in Catman v Supercat
Welcome to Felindr, the Georgia Straight's feline adoption web feature.
Each profile is of an eligible catchelor or catchelorette from VOKRA, the non-profit Vancouver Orphan Kitten Rescue Association dedicated to the rescue of cats in the Lower Mainland.
Names: Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne
Purrfession: reporter and billionaire (respectively), by day; crimefighters (a.k.a. hyperactive felines) by night
We're seeking: innocent humans to save from the clutches of evil canines
Physical description: Clark is striped and often becomes unrecognizeable when he wears glasses; Bruce is dark like the knight
Ethnicity: Kryptonian and a bat-cat
Want kids? If they're into cosplay
Smoke: That would comprise our secret crime-fighting abilities
Drink: See above
Faith: We believe goodness will prevail
Our purrsonalities: We both love action-packed sequences for long periods of time
Our conversational interests: *pow!* *smash!* *bang!*
Our hobbies: wrestling, riding around in the Catcar and hiding out in the Catcave
Our likes: restoring justice and peace in the world (until we wreck it with our wrestling fights), shooting laser beams from our eyes
Our dislikes: evildoers (particularly if they steal our cat treats)
Our motto: Holy catnip, Catman!
Our expectations of a relationship: That we will come to save the day!
To learn more about the family, visit the webpages for Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne.
VOKRA's mission is to end cat overpopulation and homelessness. To learn more, or to fill out an adoption application form, visit their website.
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