Welcome to Felindr, the Georgia Straight's feline adoption web feature.
Each profile is of an eligible catchelor or catchelorette from VOKRA, the non-profit Vancouver Orphan Kitten Rescue Association dedicated to the rescue of cats in the Lower Mainland.
Names: Meltoes, Mintfur, and Mistfoot
Purrfession: Professionally certified fuzzy wuzzies
We're seeking: Someone to snuggle wuggle wiff
Physical description: weawy, weawy cute and cuddwy and widdle bibble baby boobee bumbee boo—or something to that effect
Ethnicity: Primarily of Fuzzian Wuzzian descent
Want kids? We are widdle kids!
Smoke: We're too widdle for that.
Drink: Ditto. (Although we sometimes knock back the occasional beer.)
Our purrsonalities: Meltoes is clever, cuddly, and fuzzy. Mintfur loves to run around and be wuzzy. Mistfoot is active and a leader of this widdle pack.
Our conversational interests: Purr, purr, purr. Purr? Purr, purr purr!
Our hobbies: hide-and-seek, WWF (World Wrestling Feline) wrestling, running around for no apparent reason
Our likes: tummy rubs, being pet, purring, purring, purring, and purring
Our dislikes: not receiving tummy rubs, being pet, or being left in a purrless state
Our motto: Which came first: the fuzzy or the wuzzy?
Our expectations of a relationship: That you will be appropriately reimbursed with cuteness and cuddliness if you take care of us.
VOKRA's mission is to end cat overpopulation and homelessness. To learn more, or to fill out an adoption application form, visit their website.