Need a job? Rob Ford's hiring!

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      Anyone looking for work? Toronto mayor Rob Ford is hiring!

      Requirements for the job? Who knows.

      Responsibilities? Who cares!

      You're only making $30,000 a year—and you'd be working for Rob Ford.

      We all know what kind of behaviour you can get away with at Toronto City Hall: threatening people, getting drunk on the job, smoking crack, lying to the media, sexually demeaning your coworkers, knocking your coworkers over...

      Appearances on Jimmy Kimmel Live not guaranteed.

      Bonus: you'll never have to take one of those pesky drug tests.

      Who wouldn't want this guy to be their boss?


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