Capps for Cocks and Coochies cancer fundraiser to put peen and poon in your cup

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      If you're interested in latte art that's more ballsy than hearts or interesting patterns, here's an adults-only latte art competition that's perfect for all you little weenies out there.

      Putting the expression in espressos, community organization Coffee Potluck is presenting Capps for Cocks and Coochies.

      It all goes down on October 30 from 7:30 to 10:30 p.m. at Birds and the Beets (55 Powell Street).

      Coffee lovers will watch baristas compete in making images of genitalia with dinky designs of penises, vaginas, and whatever other things might be hanging around in that no-no place.

      As appetizing and delicious as this might all sound, the underlying cause it's for is no laughing matter—so stop snickering, you silly willies.

      It's to raise awareness and funds for prostate, colorectal, bladder, ovarian, and testicular cancers. 

      All donations will go to the Prostate Cancer Foundation and the B.C. Women's Hospital and Health Centre Foundation's Ending Cervical Cancer campaign.

      The competition will be in a bracket elimination format, which means that competitors (12 maximum) will compete in head-to-head rounds, and then advance to compete one-on-one with the remaining winners of each round until one winner snatches the top spot.

      Pours will be judged on aesthetics and symmetry (no mention if size matters), as well as texture and taste (smell doesn't appear to be a consideration).

      There's a $15 entry fee for competitors who want to throw down their most (literally) balls-out latte art while admission for spectators is by donation.

      For more information, visit their Facebook page or event webpage.

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