Welcome to Felindr, the Georgia Straight's feline adoption web feature.
Each profile is of an eligible catchelor or catchelorette from VOKRA, the non-profit Vancouver Orphan Kitten Rescue Association dedicated to the rescue of cats in the Lower Mainland.
Names: Abby Yates, Erin Gilbert, Jillian Holtzman, Patty Tolan, Kevin Beckman, and Melnitz
We're seeking: something strange in your neighbourhood
Physical description: black, black with brown highlights, black, black with a white spot, black, and black
Want kids? Kids would be too scared by the work we do
Smoke: Did Holtzman burn something again with her latest invention?
Drink: a drink is always good after an intense ghostbusting session
Faith: We believe we will get our ghost
Our purrsonalities: Abby is bold and brash, Erin is a quiet intellectual, Jillian is quite the character, Patty is a sassy streetsmart lady, Kevin is a bit of a loveable himbo, and Melnitz is a wisecracking grand dame
Our conversational interests: the challenges of reconciling quantum mechanics with Einstein's gravity, Pa/RA(NO x RM)alS + UDIes/Lab, Ghosts from Our Past: Both Literally and Figuratively: The Study of the Paranormal
Our hobbies: testing out theories about conformal compensator superfields, napping, eating takeout
Our likes: psychokinetic energy meters, particle throwers, proton packs, cat-treat packs
Our dislikes: being slimed by ectoplasmic furballs, dogs named Gertrude Aldridge or Rowan North
Our motto: We ain't afraid of no dog
Our expectations of a relationship: You better call…
VOKRA's mission is to end cat overpopulation and homelessness. To learn more, or to fill out an adoption application form, visit their website.