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Felindr Kittens of the Week: Who ya gonna call? The Ghostbusters kittens!

by The Georgia Straight Staff on October 18th, 2016 at 9:00 PM
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      Welcome to Felindr, the Georgia Straight's feline adoption web feature.   

      Each profile is of an eligible catchelor or catchelorette from VOKRA, the non-profit Vancouver Orphan Kitten Rescue Association dedicated to the rescue of cats in the Lower Mainland.

      Names: Abby Yates, Erin Gilbert, Jillian Holtzman, Patty Tolan, Kevin Beckman, and Melnitz

      Purrfession: Ghostbusting

      Erin Gilbert thought she saw some spooky eyes in the dark—until she realized it was her own reflection in the mirror.

      We're seeking: something strange in your neighbourhood

      Physical description: black, black with brown highlights, black, black with a white spot, black, and black

      Ethnicity: scientists

      Jillian Holtzman shows off one of her latest inventions. The problem is, no one knows what it does. Not even her.

      Want kids? Kids would be too scared by the work we do

      Smoke: Did Holtzman burn something again with her latest invention?

      Drink: a drink is always good after an intense ghostbusting session

      Patty Tolan is an empowered and strong black cat. Because Black Cats Matter.

      Faith: We believe we will get our ghost

      Our purrsonalities: Abby is bold and brash, Erin is a quiet intellectual, Jillian is quite the character, Patty is a sassy streetsmart lady, Kevin is a bit of a loveable himbo, and Melnitz is a wisecracking grand dame

      Our conversational interests: the challenges of reconciling quantum mechanics with Einstein's gravity, Pa/RA(NO x RM)alS + UDIes/Lab, Ghosts from Our Past: Both Literally and Figuratively: The Study of the Paranormal

      Kevin Beckman doesn't have a lot going on upstairs. But that's okay because he's cute and cuddly.

      Our hobbies: testing out theories about conformal compensator superfields, napping, eating takeout

      Our likes: psychokinetic energy meters, particle throwers, proton packs, cat-treat packs

      Our dislikes: being slimed by ectoplasmic furballs, dogs named Gertrude Aldridge or Rowan North

      Melnitz is the mother of this funky bunch.

      Our motto: We ain't afraid of no dog

      Our expectations of a relationship: You better call…

      To learn more about the family, visit the webpages for Abby Yates, Erin Gilbert, Jillian Holtzman, Patty Tolan, Kevin Beckman, and Melnitz.

      VOKRA's mission is to end cat overpopulation and homelessness. To learn more, or to fill out an adoption application form, visit their website.

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