Felindr Kittens of the Week: Meet the techni-cats Firefox, Lycos, and Safari

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      Welcome to Felindr, the Georgia Straight's feline adoption web feature.   

      Each profile is of an eligible catchelor or catchelorette from VOKRA, the non-profit Vancouver Orphan Kitten Rescue Association dedicated to the rescue of cats in the Lower Mainland.

      Names: Firefox, Lycos, and Safari

      Purrfession: professional feline browsers

      We're seeking: someone to browse the world wide web with

      Firefox

      Physical description: Firefox is white with some black-and-brown patches, Safari is all black, and Lycos is only available in a black-and-white version (not colour)

      Ethnicity? There's an app for that

      Want kids? If they're old enough to know how to use the internet

      Drink: We order it online

      Faith: In Tron, we trust.

      Lycos

      Our purrsonalities: Firefox likes to work one-on-one, Lycos loves to be into whatever's trending, and Safari likes to be downloaded into your lap 

      Our conversational interests: debating whether or not the world wide web was spun by a spider (and if so, can we kill it?), are we classified as software due to our fur?

      Our hobbies: social networking (with our owner), inventing new apps, chasing after the mouse, being a laptop

      Our likes: chasing string down the information superhighway, iPaws, things that are Microsoft and microcuddly, thinking outside the (litter)box 

      Our dislikes: crashes, fail whales, bugs (though sometimes we megabite them), spam (though we could try eating it), viruses (that we won't eat)

      Safari

      Our motto: Reach out and pet someone

      Our expectations of a relationship: being your personal compurrter

      To learn more about the family, visit the webpages for Firefox, Lycos, and Safari

      VOKRA's mission is to end cat overpopulation and homelessness. To learn more, or to fill out an adoption application form, visit their website.

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